IM ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes people, max gorman is back (but not in black thank god!), and have an okay summer. guess what most of it has been. yep. one of the four letter words that isn't a swear word (yet should be)...G-O-L-F golf! other then that, ummmmmmmmmmmm, yeah....nice weather we're having (i hate my life)
oh well, just letting you guys know im alive
max


p.s: for those who haven't heard, my hair is now a navy blueish color
yeah

O
M
G
even I can't beleive that im updating!!!
ok then, its offical. i am cutting my hair to the longest possible lenght for it to recive dye........
that's right, dye!
im dying my hair navy blue, like my dad did!
YAY!!!
P.S: even though im a hard rocker, the Arctic Monkeys are REALLY good!

IM BACK!!!!!!!
i missed state by two friggin strokes
TWO STROKES!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
oh well
:-P

Nuguns

[Verse 1] 

And the lil boy stared to the eyes of the night
But he collects price of his dime
Lil girl glared sheets of denial
Bullet connects to the price of her crime

[Chorus]

What have we said?
Wasnt it their plan?
Word of presence
Havent we payed penance
For the nuguns

[Verse 2]
Now the little boys sees thru the eyes of the the lie
Never direct note of his rhyme
Little girl glares cheats of the night
Lovers connect at the price of his dime

[Chorus (2x)]
What have we said?
Wasnt it the plan?
What of presence
Havent we payed penance
To the Nuguns to the Nuguns
to you 

Yes, i am crazy.
just a whee bit
:-P

this is funny.

After the long months of cold and winter, we will soon be coming up to
summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory
on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of
cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of
danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are
put into motion:

Routine...

1) The woman buys the food.


2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes
dessert.


3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who
is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.


6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the
situation.

Important again:

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine.....

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces and brings them to the table.


9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And,
upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing
some women....

ok.......maybe i didn't win. i came close

ok, maybe i was tied for 13th....i shot ok

ok, maybe i saw a 81 (which is crap)

ok, now im going to cry

:-(

gosh, gasp, excitment!
Maximus Desimus Meridimus is back! HOORAY!
well, i've got good news/bad news, depending how you look at it.
i cut my hair...........poo
oh well.
Hey, the Hood River High School Invite at Indian Creek is tomorrow, and i'm gonna WIN baby!!!!! YEAH!!!!!
sigh. im tired
:-P

stolen from emma/devin/others that i don't know of

max will have to write:

I will stop trying to avenge the death of Abraham Lincoln

'What will you have to write on the chalk board?' at QuizGalaxy.com

stolen from emma

Your Deadly Sins

Wrath: 100%

Sloth: 40%

Envy: 20%

Greed: 20%

Gluttony: 0%

Lust: 0%

Pride: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 26%

You will die, after conquering the world as an evil dictator.

actually, that's unfortuently as accurate as this surevy can get (although most of you won't agree).