IM ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes people, max gorman is back (but not in black thank god!), and have an okay summer. guess what most of it has been. yep. one of the four letter words that isn't a swear word (yet should be)...G-O-L-F golf! other then that, ummmmmmmmmmmm, yeah....nice weather we're having (i hate my life)
oh well, just letting you guys know im alive
max


p.s: for those who haven't heard, my hair is now a navy blueish color
yeah

O
M
G
even I can't beleive that im updating!!!
ok then, its offical. i am cutting my hair to the longest possible lenght for it to recive dye........
that's right, dye!
im dying my hair navy blue, like my dad did!
YAY!!!
P.S: even though im a hard rocker, the Arctic Monkeys are REALLY good!

IM BACK!!!!!!!
i missed state by two friggin strokes
TWO STROKES!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
oh well
:-P

Nuguns

[Verse 1] 

And the lil boy stared to the eyes of the night
But he collects price of his dime
Lil girl glared sheets of denial
Bullet connects to the price of her crime

[Chorus]

What have we said?
Wasnt it their plan?
Word of presence
Havent we payed penance
For the nuguns

[Verse 2]
Now the little boys sees thru the eyes of the the lie
Never direct note of his rhyme
Little girl glares cheats of the night
Lovers connect at the price of his dime

[Chorus (2x)]
What have we said?
Wasnt it the plan?
What of presence
Havent we payed penance
To the Nuguns to the Nuguns
to you 

Yes, i am crazy.
just a whee bit
:-P

this is funny.

After the long months of cold and winter, we will soon be coming up to
summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory
on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of
cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of
danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are
put into motion:

Routine...

1) The woman buys the food.


2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes
dessert.


3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who
is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.


6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the
situation.

Important again:

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine.....

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces and brings them to the table.


9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And,
upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing
some women....

ok.......maybe i didn't win. i came close

ok, maybe i was tied for 13th....i shot ok

ok, maybe i saw a 81 (which is crap)

ok, now im going to cry

:-(

gosh, gasp, excitment!
Maximus Desimus Meridimus is back! HOORAY!
well, i've got good news/bad news, depending how you look at it.
i cut my hair...........poo
oh well.
Hey, the Hood River High School Invite at Indian Creek is tomorrow, and i'm gonna WIN baby!!!!! YEAH!!!!!
sigh. im tired
:-P

stolen from emma/devin/others that i don't know of

max will have to write:

I will stop trying to avenge the death of Abraham Lincoln

'What will you have to write on the chalk board?' at QuizGalaxy.com

stolen from emma

Your Deadly Sins

Wrath: 100%

Sloth: 40%

Envy: 20%

Greed: 20%

Gluttony: 0%

Lust: 0%

Pride: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 26%

You will die, after conquering the world as an evil dictator.

actually, that's unfortuently as accurate as this surevy can get (although most of you won't agree).

Name: max (maxwell)
Birthday: july 10th
Birthplace: hood river, oregon
Eye Color: gray
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5' 9.75" (HAPPY?!?!?!?!)
Your Heritage: half canadian, third scotish, sixth irish
Your Weakness: fanta strawberry sodas
Your Fears: needles and sharks
Your Perfect Pizza: canadian bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: go to state in golf and S&D
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: anywayz
Thoughts First Waking Up: why am i on the floor....again
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi, but both are yuck
MacDonalds or Burger King: wendys...wait....damn!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ice + tea does not equal tea!
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: tea
Do you Swear: ooooooh yeah
Do you Sing: atampt and fail miserably
Do you Shower Daily: dur
Do you want to go to College: yep
Do you want to get Married: sure
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope!
Do you play an Instrument: DRUMS BABY! LOUD AND PROUD!!!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: yep
Ever been called a Tease: yep
Ever been Beaten up: yep!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: golfer
What country would you most like to Visit: belgium
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't care
Favourite Hair Color: don't care
Short or Long Hair: don't care
Height: don't care
Best Clothing Style: don't care
Number of Drugs I have taken: illegal, none. legal, waaaaaaay to many
Number of CDs I own: boot 5. dont use them though
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: sorry, bad memeroy again

the icon is the update
i am SOOOOOOOOOOOO bored!

whats with me and stage furniture. i mean, come on. first its the box, now its the couch. sigh. for those who don't know aboot my gangfight with the stage-b couch (aka: couch from HELL!), here is a breif overview:

there i was. on stage in a black-out. not a good idea. anywayz, there i was, crawling on the floor, looking for my hat, when suddenly.....i found it. as i stood up, there it was.....the stage-b couch, flanked by its henchmen, Ryan and Emma. i tried to duck the couch (which i didn't see and had no clue aboot) when WHAM! i hit me. the dirty piece of b-grade black swade. anywayz, there i was, on the ground, seein stars and quiet dizzy (UNDERSTATEMENT!) when i was like "crap, im hit....wait, crap, i have to get off.....crap!" so, there i was, crawling off stage........and, thats it. yep, i suck at story telling. oh well. my "battle scar" is way, way better now. thanks to everyone in the cast of Much Ado for helping me on and off stage. Thanks

wow. im TIRED! i went from opening night (5-10!) to the lock-in (10-5!) to home/sleep (5-8) to portland (9-3), and im going to the play agian (5-?).
im pooped

http://hrvhsmuchado.shutterfly.com
need i say more
say i do
http://hrvhsmuchado.shutterfly.com
there
:-P

yaaaaaaaaaaawn.
i just got back from a 3 day golf turney and im TIRED!! it was, what, 15 friggin degrees for 7 hours a day. it STILL can't feel my fingers. oh well, its ok. i did desicntly (excuss spelling...DAMN).
:-P

You Are Rain

You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming. Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you. You are best known for: your touch Your dominant state: changing

reply to let me know if you agree with all of it or part of it or none of it. if none of it, let me know what you think i would be.....i don't know why, i just want to know

(stolen for devin)

go to the following site

http://kevan.org/johari?name=llhozer

well, silverton went well. it was exactly on time. heck, the second round was posted 10 minutes early! its was amazing....um like the three HOUR late westview high school.
*shivers with disgust*
anywayz. do you guys remeber when i said that if i got golf, or something like it, as an impromtu topic that i could die happy? well, someone come a shoot me.
Topic 1: golf is a good walk spoiled ~ Mark Twain.
YAY!
i basically talked for 5 minutes about how WONDERFUL (yes...WONDERFUL!) golf is. the best thing. after the round (i was the last speaker) the judge asked me "what kind of sticks do you play". for you non-golfers out their, when someone refers to golf clubs as "sticks" you know that he or she is a golfer.
yeah. and i had just defended golf. no wonder i came in 3rd out of 8!
reply after the tone
beep.

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wow......this sucks